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Arrigo III ° ...

Verso l'avventura

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Arrigo III ° sent on September 07, 2018 (1:37) by Emmegiu. 255 comments, 2800 views. [retina]

at 21mm, 1/400 f/8.0, ISO 100, hand held.

Cara ciurma la mia giornata è stata stressante e a momenti la disperazione stava per prendere il sopravvento, adesso vi racconto tutto. Il Capitano è stato categorico non avrebbe guidato l'Arrigo II° nell'oceano, voleva il veliero e anche gli uomini erano delusi, purtroppo improvvise difficoltà economiche mi hanno costretto a vendere a malincuore l'Arrigo I°, l'Arrigo II° è una bella imbarcazione ma diciamo la verità non fa la figura dell'Arrigo I°, allora mi sono messo a cercare una soluzione ho parlato con mia moglie e gli ho proposto di impegnare l'appartamento per comprare una bella barca ma non ne ha voluto sentire lo sapete come sono le donne quando si fissano non c'è maniera, ho anche pensato di usare l'Arrigo II° come barca pirata per assaltare un veliero ma con la ciurma che mi ritrovo saranno anche bravi fotografi ma a parte Tore e Claudio gli altri sono più adatti al circolo bocciofilo, non hanno la cattiveria adatta, la disperazione stava per prendere il sopravvento. Intanto mi aggiravo fra i velieri e a un certo punto ne ho visto uno bello sul molo e di fronte ho incontrato un signore distinto con dei grandi baffi che scendeva dal veliero, le ho chiesto parla italiano? E lui che era tedesco mi ha detto un poco, le ho allora chiesto ma quanto costa un veliero così? E lui non costa niegte, e io come niente, e lui tu essere di Sardegna? Si sono sardo e lui aglora tu puoi fare un piagcere a me voi sapete come fare, io in cambio ti regalo questo veliero, ma mi sta prendendo in giro? No io sono il barone Otto Von Catzen e mia moglie è la Freifrau Engelberta Von Culo, io ho il titolo nobiliare ma mia moglie ha molgti soldi ma è molto digficile vivere con lei, tu procura un equipaggio e accompagna mia moglie in giro per il Mediterraneo ma agtenti perché Engelberta soffre di capogiri e potrebbe cadere dalla barca ed essere mangiata dagli squali, sono stato li pensieroso, ma poi ho pensato ne parlerò con la ciurma, ho salutato Von Catzen che mi ha dato il suo numero di telefono e ci sentiremo per i dettagli. Cara ciurma cosa facciamo? Portiamo in giro Engelberta? Comunque io confido nel fascino del Capitano Gianka lui può entrare facilmente nelle grazie della Baronessa Von Culo e magari così possiamo gabbare Von Catzen e se li gode il Gianka i soldi della Baronessa e noi di riflesso



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sent on September 08, 2018 (17:35) | This comment has been automatically translated (show/hide original)

... well!!! But it's only for the first few times...!!! Then you get used to it!!!! /QUOTE How come you know all ste things :-/ :-/

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sent on September 08, 2018 (17:36) | This comment has been translated

TristeMrGreen

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sent on September 08, 2018 (17:48) | This comment has been automatically translated (show/hide original)

... why is it so for all things in life!!!! :-o :-o :-o
:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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sent on September 08, 2018 (18:05) | This comment has been automatically translated (show/hide original)

Combriccola..... sometimes I think why not write a book :-P :-D in times of despair a good read..... :-P

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sent on September 08, 2018 (18:15) | This comment has been automatically translated (show/hide original)

Arrigoooo... give me a hand defend me :-P Here I want to reduce a colander!!!! :-D

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sent on September 08, 2018 (18:15)

Wow my friend Emme...wonderful picture ''boat...I love'' and fantastic compositions...great shot and superb place...bravo at you...bye Jean..good weekend and next time my friend...Sorriso

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sent on September 08, 2018 (18:25) | This comment has been translated

Cool;-):-P

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sent on September 08, 2018 (18:41) | This comment has been translated

TristeTristeTriste

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sent on September 08, 2018 (18:49) | This comment has been automatically translated (show/hide original)

Anyway Rosario a little ' It's your fault I had proposed you as a companion of the Von Culo but you are a type of hard taste you would have become the master of steam and then Gianka would have to be subject to your orders :-D

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sent on September 08, 2018 (18:58) | This comment has been automatically translated (show/hide original)

... there is a Milanese proverb that says: "Piutost that nient,... the is Mej piutost!!"-"rather than nothing.. It is better rather!!! " :-D :-D :-D I would have been satisfied with the" Deretanona!!! " :-D
He, the Rosary, made the squeinous and made his quotation of the great poet: "In those dark caves.... better a healthy ass... than a hundred FIGXE broken!!!!" :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
Rosariooooo.... :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D

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sent on September 08, 2018 (19:04) | This comment has been translated

MrGreen

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sent on September 08, 2018 (19:21) | This comment has been translated

MrGreenMrGreenMrGreen

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sent on September 08, 2018 (19:31) | This comment has been automatically translated (show/hide original)

Dear Emme Show, Super Fantastic caption, as good as ever. A salutone. :-) ;-) :-P

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sent on September 08, 2018 (19:58) | This comment has been translated

;-):-P

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sent on September 08, 2018 (22:15) | This comment has been automatically translated (show/hide original)

Ciaao Gianka, but it is not finished them the poem Dèlle Dark Caves because it has also been said that if the stones were Bispi I would walk with the ass :-(

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sent on September 08, 2018 (22:19) | This comment has been automatically translated (show/hide original)

Arrigo!!!!
I didn't know that... :-D
Thank you for expanding my cultural background :-/
:-D :-D :-D

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sent on September 08, 2018 (22:44) | This comment has been automatically translated (show/hide original)

Six of the learned :-D you have a culture

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sent on September 08, 2018 (22:46) | This comment has been automatically translated (show/hide original)

But there is tones that reads us he's a serious guy behave yourself :-/

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sent on September 08, 2018 (23:13) | This comment has been automatically translated (show/hide original)

Well!!! You said that it's culture... :-D
I would like to conclude the evening quoting Elio and the stories strained, with the Petica:
said the cow to the Mule: "Today you stink the C.. Or "
replied the Mule to the cow," I just pooped.. "
:-D :-D :-D

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sent on September 08, 2018 (23:37) | This comment has been automatically translated (show/hide original)

And good night to all :-D


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